A Valentines Card Worth Giving

The only Valentines Day card I ever received was at age 8. And, yes, it was from "A Secret Admirer", also known as my mom. I've actually never celebrated Valentines Day with a significant other. Unless, you count the sweet nectar of Blue Agave or UltraFest as a Plus 1.

Valentines Day sort of reminds me of an intoxicated trance festival. Hallucinogens, rapid movements and regret. And, the desire to tell absolutely everyone that you had the most life-changing experience ever. I say if you're going to get your object of lust a Valentines Day card, you may as well communicate your loved-up desires with something a little different.