Arteries Be Warned - The Whopper Has Arrived

ATTENTION: US fast-food chain Burger King opens it's much hyped about doors tomorrow to carb-loving Capetonians.

Why should you care?

It's almost Winter. Times are tough. If you can't hustle up a cuddle-buddy, then you might as well eat your way through a few cholesterol-inducing Whoppers. So, the clothes might start to cushion your derriere a little too much, but it's cold and, we all need an excuse to keep warm, right? Well, at least that's going to be my excuse.

The first 1000 people will receive a free burger - so, if you're a hardcore lover of buns of love, I suggest you get yourself down there ASAP. 

33 Heerengracht Street.