If men wrote women's magazines

The magazine industry is flooded with male writers whom set the tone for the way thousands of women live. These men are the ones we want to go shopping to La Senza with. They're skilled enough to tell us that waiting 3 days to message a guy is a man-made rule. Plus, these men will whip us into shape after overdosing on birthday butter.

But are magazines lacking real male insight? Sure, most of them have a page dedicated to gaining male perspective, but most of them have been sugar-coated with refined humour and polite one-liners. If magazines were really written by men, they might look a little like this.