Saturday 31 August 2013

Do Gentlemen really prefer blondes?

Women rate men just as much as men rate women. Its a vicious cycle designed by the ego, constantly telling us that we all have a set market worth, and that some individuals just don't measure up to that. 

I mean, if we lived in a world solely based on rainbows, butterflies and Oprah, then we really wouldn't place such an unrealistic emphasis on dating according to certain physical standards, right? 





I often wonder why the unwritten rule seems to be that gentlemen prefer blondes. Sure, blondes are pretty hot - light hair, often accompanied by blue eyes and a body which oozes confidence? I can do the math. 


But, I really don't understand why the Blonde always wins in the game of three's a crowd - most men would likely pick the Candice Swanepoel over the brunette, right? The general consensus seems to be that blondes are perceived as fun, spirited, wildly kinky and don't give a rat's arse about what people think of them. The ultimate sex bomb.

Just take a look at Hugh Hefner, and his mansion overflowing with silicone - we may sneer at his raucous lifestyle, but many consider this to be The Dream



Could the Blonde be The Thrill? Let's be real. Men are more likely to settle down with a brunette, as we're stereotyped as far more stable than blondes. Most blondes are incredibly sexy and get a substantial amount of attention, whereas brunettes simply aren't afforded the same thrill - there isn't as much competition over us, which is why we're though of as trustworthy. The keepers. 



Men may lose their senses around the classic Blonde beauty, but brunettes are thought of as "marriage material".

Salma Hayek. Cheryl Cole. Miranda Kerr. Hell, even Miley Cyrus ditched the blonde Hannah Montanna locks and has proved that you don't need a specific hair colour to have some fun with a foam finger!
Boys, please don't play the game according to stereotypes. I understand that everyone has a type - I certainly do! F.Y.I it's called douche and I'm trying to escape it.

The problem creeps up when you start judging people before you get to know them, simply because they don't live up to certain physical expectations at first glance. Brunettes are just as desirable as blondes, just as fun, and yes, we do like to play the odd flirting game. Oh, and please don't take us so seriously.

Friday 30 August 2013

Just because it's Friday.

David Gandy. You've probably seen his chiseled body in those decadent Dolce & Gabbana ads or his suited up frame on the red carpet. He writes for GQ UK, drives a vintage Jaguar and looks impeccably dashing in a 3-piece suit. 

David also wants to promote better dressing for men that, he says, "shouldn't be difficult". "Men are still quite scared of the connotations of looking gay, even in 2010," he says. 

In essence, every girl would want to date him and every guy would want to be him. I really do think his face is pretty yummy, but I do sense some douche bag tendencies - shame.




 







Tuesday 27 August 2013

The Model Issue.



Interview Magazine raises the bar with it's spectacular September issue, which celebrates seven of the greatest supermodels of all time. A magazine's September issue is kind of like scoring a goal in sport - it's make-or-break-it  time! After checking out the spread that Interview is running, I suggest that all other magazines just quit and go eat their way through some break-up weight. 

Esteemed beauties Kate MossNaomi CampbellDaria Werbowy, Amber Valletta, Stephanie Seymour,Christy Turlington and Linda Evangelista all pose in dynamic black and white images, which are downright hot! I loved the slick styling, barely there makeup and the honesty that's portrayed through these stunning images. Take a look. 












Monday 26 August 2013

MTV VMA's - Hits & Misses on the Red Carpet

Miley Cyrus kind of bulldozed the MTV Video Music Awards with her hideous performance, but we still saw some insane beauties on the red carpet last night. Most of last night's stars may not have been cool enough to accessorize with foam fingers/pigtails, but they did manage to heat up the red carpet with seriously hot fashion. The general trend seemed to be gorgeous vintage finds!


HIT - Ciara sparkles in a vintage Givenchy gown that hit all the right buttons. Wow - this girl's body is insane!
HIT - Selena Gomez in a daring navy Versace number. Love the lace corset.
HIT - Rita Ora was probably my favourite of the night! Feather & fur - the stunner took things up a notch & worked the Alexandre Vauthier gown to perfection.
NOT SURE - Taylor Swift gets retro (as usual) in a Max Azaria gown. Love the neckline, but I wish that Taylor mixed things up a little - way too many vintage gowns in this girl's closet.
HIT - Loved the general fresh vibe that the boys of One Direction are giving off in black.
My imaginary boyfriend Darren Criss was a polished HIT in a maroon suit.
HIT - best dressed couple? Robin Thicke & Paula Patton co-ordinate in all the right ways.
HIT - Naya Riviera plays things down in smokey eyes & a vintage Paco Rabanne dress. 
HIT & MISS - Daft Punk!
MISS - Miley in vintage Dolce & Gabbana. Love her enthusiasm in this 90's bejeweled get-up, but absolutely hate the hair. 

Miley Cyrus. Put the damn foam finger away.

Twerk. Tongue. Foam fingers. Society has been hit by a grenade - yes, Miley Cyrus performed at last night's MTV Video Music Awards. What-the-eff? 

I'm rather horrified - gyrating in a onesie and cavorting with a foam finger? I was starting to warm up to the idea of an edgier Miley (post-Hannah Montana), but she's killed the dream by making the moves on Robin Thicke - she licked his chest! Oh, and by dancing around with forest animals of course. Shame on you. 

Motorboat Miley, Motorboat.
Didn't you know that Miley has invisible hair? 
And the twerking begins.
This kind of reminds me of being hit on in Observatory.
Go ahead - lick the 36-year-old man Miley.
The audience really seem to be getting into it hey?

Friday 23 August 2013

Beckham Fronts H&M

David Beckham is no stranger to the world of fashion. The former football star is one of the most bankable brand's in the world - his name, face & toned body have morphed into an instantaneous sales approach. 

You really can't mess with Beckham. Despite a closet full of sexy skeletons, David has reformed his career into one of dedicated hubby, doting dad and full-on fashion icon. 

Check out his latest campaign for Swedish retailer H&M's Bodywear line, which features vests, pyjamas and raglan-sleeve tops. The collection focuses on fitness meets comfort in an all-grey palette. 

Let's hope that we get to sample some of Beckham's delicious goodies when H&M open in Johannesburg in 2015!





David Beckham Bodywear for H&M shorts, £14.99
David Beckham Bodywear for H&M long-sleeve jersey, £19.99 
David Beckham Bodywear for H&M joggers, £19.99