Monday 14 October 2013

Apparently it's CockBlockTober

According to my sources, October is CockBlockTober

What is this strange and foreign term you ask? Let's see. It's 1 am. You're hustling for some lust on the dance floor, but your friend keeps coming between you & the object of your affection/tequila/Beer Goggles.

 The result? You leave the dance floor empty-handed, and have resorted to McDonalds at 4 am to fill the gap. We've ALL been there. Every group of friends usually has that one person who refuses to let anyone get lucky. Shame on you.

Here are the worst types of Cockblocks that one might endure this CockBlockTober. Thank you Elite Daily.

1. The strict dad cockblock:



2. The bouncer/authority cockblock: 


3. The Third-Wheel Cockblock:


4. The Big Brother Cockblock (Ron Weasley AGAIN):


5. The Creepy Pet Cockblock:


5. The Best Friend Cockblock:


6. The Period Cockblock:

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